An early trailer revealed that the vampires of Staten Island now represent the Tri-State area on the Vampiric Council. WWDITS season 2 ended with almost everyone in leadership being slaughtered, so the seats had to be filled. The second rule of vampire leadership is to keep donkeys in their seats, the first being “don’t kill vampires”, so choosing these four may seem like a serious clerical error. This is something well below the leeches’ pay, and clearly an HR issue. That Dilbert-looking man in the basement is the closest thing to a human being.
“Colin Robinson is very happy to be the secretary and take the minutes, which is the most boring job in any organization,” WWDITS executive producer and writer Paul Simms told the TCA reporters. Nandor and Nadja disagree on executive motions, but serve. Laszlo “didn’t become a vampire to be a paper pusher and doesn’t care about official vampire organizations,” Simms said. But he does spend a lot of time in the Vampiric Council library. Although he mostly surfs old and archaic porn there, he also comes in very handy for Colin.
Colin spends a lot of time in the library during Season 3. It is the largest repository of underworld wisdom in this and all other United States, containing the accumulated wisdom of the greatest and most depraved minds history has ever seen. The library has entire floors of shelves full of books and manuscripts about traditional vampires of each culture. It barely contains a pamphlet on alternative ways of living after death.
“He’s kind of trying to figure out where he’s coming from and where he’s going,” Proksch said. “And there just isn’t much information about energy vampires. And so it’s kind of a fruitless journey. But I’ll say there’s a pretty big twist for Colin Robinson in the final episode that plays its centenary.”
Colin is turning a century this season, but energy vampires rarely have happy birthdays. They’re not nearly as nourishing as more emotional celebrations, such as funerals and disasters held way too early.
But for now, Colin Robinson is quite happy to celebrate “Hump Day”. Even though he’s more of a “what’s the rush to get over the bump” kind of guy. FX shared another Dear Diary teaser, full of puns, the most exhausting of all the comic arts.
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